So in standard order, tonight was my school night and I was not finished with my homework. I woke up early to try and finish it, but did not have enough time. So, I rushed out the door leaving all my books behind. I figured I usually have enough time before school […]
So my friends have been teasing me about my shoes always becoming untied. It was suggested that I try and double knot them (like kids do). So after receiving so many complaints, I decided I would finally concede. I tied my laces in double knots. Since I receive complaints it’s obvious […]
Professor: …”top finance students make over $200,000 a year!”DC: “What about marginal students?”Professor: (silence)